"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
03/27/2020 at 10:10 • Filed to: None
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"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
03/27/2020 at 10:10 • Filed to: None | 2
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The owner of this Tesla cannot park within the lines at anytime. The lot is near empty, but yet here he is. He usually park outside the designated parking slots for some reason.
CB
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:19 |
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I wish I made enough money to not care like that.
shop-teacher
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:20 |
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Bunghole
My bird IS the word
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:23 |
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Teslas are the new BMWs
Nothing
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:25 |
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But you noticed him right? Right? There’s the reason.
boredalways
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:26 |
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I kinda wish you blocked the driver side door with the Focus
The Ghost of Oppo
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:28 |
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It drives my nuts when people do not properly utilize an end space.
For Sweden
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:36 |
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Put a nail in the battery pack
Svend
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:36 |
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They’ll be hoping someone hits, scratches, scuffs, malicious damages the car so they can get the video footage and go viral on the internet with it. ‘ Look at me, I innocently parked my car, it wasn’t perfect but I was in a manic hurry I needed to run to my vegan, goat yoga class to get some kombucha for my sick elderly non binary cat and someone hit my car. Namaste ’.
TheRealBicycleBuck
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:38 |
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Maybe they are using Autopark. It’s been known to have some issues.
CalzoneGolem
> Svend
03/27/2020 at 10:38 |
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That was really specific.
DipodomysDeserti
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:39 |
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Turns out that the people with personality disorders continue to have them despite everyone being in the shit right now. Finding this one out first hand.
SpecsGTP
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:39 |
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You mean to tell me that coal-powered Tesla drivers can be assholes too?!
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:42 |
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An early adopter too. At least he picked red. Red is fitting for the level of roids that guy must be popping to care that little.
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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:42 |
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An early adopter too. At least he picked red. Red is fitting for the level of roids that guy must be popping to care that little.
Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:45 |
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I got this one the other day but didn’t post it because I didn’t want the Tesla hoard on my back.
YOU’RE JUST PICKING ON TESLA BECAUSE [insert insecurity here].
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Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
> boredalways
03/27/2020 at 10:47 |
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I would have if he had parked one space over. Would I have cared if he had put a dent in my 14 year old, 200K mile car? Not really.
jimz
> CalzoneGolem
03/27/2020 at 10:52 |
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I’d like to see Bruce Willis guest star in a Bollywood action flick and find a way to deliver the line “Namaste, mother fucker!”
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jimz
> TheRealBicycleBuck
03/27/2020 at 10:53 |
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is there anyone on YouTube talking about Tesla who isn’t a complete flaming douche?
ttyymmnn
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 10:59 |
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He didn’t park it, he abandoned it.
Wacko
> For Sweden
03/27/2020 at 11:01 |
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Spray it with water
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Svend
> CalzoneGolem
03/27/2020 at 11:02 |
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If I had a few more minutes I could of really gone to town with it.
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jimz
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 11:06 |
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remember this one?
https://jalopnik.com/entitled-tesla-jackass-parks-on-strangers-lawn-steals-1836730035
Brickman
> Wacko
03/27/2020 at 11:15 |
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Slide some business cards in the panel gaps
Gerry197
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 11:23 |
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This honestly would not bother me in an near empty parking lot.
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Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
> Gerry197
03/27/2020 at 11:31 |
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My problem is, he does this constantly. He usually parks outside of the designated parking slots, along one of the entry/exit lanes in the lot. It’s not like this is a brand new car. It’s at least five years old, and not in the best exterior condition. Park like everyone else, not like some entitled dipshit.
WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
> Wacko
03/27/2020 at 11:47 |
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Spray it with nail polish?
Nom De Plume
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 12:02 |
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My guess is they are elderly? If so it would be a great use of technology forcing self parking on them while still allowing mobility.
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Nom De Plume
> Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
03/27/2020 at 12:04 |
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When California is involved I’m not as quick to look for signs of the elderly. As per the photo under greater discussion.
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Wacko
> WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
03/27/2020 at 12:10 |
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You mean to paint over the Tesla Rust
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Nom De Plume
> jimz
03/27/2020 at 12:11 |
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Good guy Fraumeni. A few people in this world could take some pointers about how to stay relaxed.
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WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
> Wacko
03/27/2020 at 12:11 |
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Sure
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Gerry197
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 12:18 |
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That makes sense, he is a dipshit regardless of parking situation.
PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120
> WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
03/27/2020 at 12:24 |
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that escalated quickly....haha
Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
> Brickman
03/27/2020 at 12:26 |
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Do you have enough cards? Those things can get expensive when we’re talking Tesla panel gaps...
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CalzoneGolem
> jimz
03/27/2020 at 12:52 |
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Surely there is already such a Bollywood flick available with an Indian equivalent of Bruce Willis.
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CalzoneGolem
> Svend
03/27/2020 at 12:53 |
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* Looks at watch*
Well it’s not like I’m going anywhere.
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Wacko
> WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
03/27/2020 at 12:55 |
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That’s too badass
user314
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
03/27/2020 at 12:55 |
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You just gotta get the right cards...
ZHP Sparky, the 5th
> Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
03/27/2020 at 13:14 |
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There is a fool who does this at my work parking lot every damn day. Believe they work the night shift, so maybe lot is pretty empty when they come in - it’s an older Ford F-150 that gets backed in to a parking spot, and is always, always crooked and taking up space in the spot on the passenger side.
By the time I arrive in the morning the lot is full and this prime spot right next to this truck is always empty. My car is small enough to be able to squeeze in maybe, but I don’t trust that person to not hit in on the way out sometime later in the morning (it’s always gone by lunch).
It is also always dirty, has a bunch of tacky crap in it (huge fuzzy dice hanging off rear view mirror), and the one time I heard it running sounded like it didn’t have any oil in it. Of course was being driven by an old.
I really want to leave a note on the windshield but never have because “coworker”.
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Svend
> CalzoneGolem
03/27/2020 at 13:38 |
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Lol. The moment has passed.
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CalzoneGolem
> Svend
03/27/2020 at 13:43 |
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Fair e nough.